"The only white man you can trust is a dead white man"
"We need continuity in our race, and that comes from the woman, and no to homosexuality. John and John, no Maria and Maria,no.....I keep pigs and the male pig knows the female one"
"Don't fight even over girlfriends. The country is full of beautiful women. if you can't get one, come to Mugabe for assistance"
"Dear ladies, if your boyfriend didn't wish you a happy mother's day or sing sweet Mothers for you, you should stop breastfeeding him"
"If you are ugly, stop talking about inner beauty because men don't walk around with x-Ray to see your inner beauty"
"If over fifteen guys have sucked your breast,you don't need to call those things"your breast". It's called COW BELL, OUR MILK! Repeat after me,OUR MILK!"
"Only God who appointed me will remove me" but that wasn't so..funny moment of our ex-president,a book and a statue of many tentacles should be written and erected for him......
Trump and Putin great is thy name on earth-Founding fathers..respeck...if you think we should pair Mugabe and Trump both are comedians..comments and say Hi....while putin and Baby Kim be brothers, one thing in common"Nuclear bombs" magnitude 3.0.
So sad one has fallen like an angel, remaining three wise men to battle for world power,the other with a long spoon.
Now artists all over Russia have made him a powerful marvel hero and the next movie will be "Superman returns to battle another villan from Russia, will he be able to face the lengedary Putin the gods of gods- Watch out!!!
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